K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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