I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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