It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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