You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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