Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just googled if crying burns calories
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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