We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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