just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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