he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
cat food counts as protein by the way
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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