Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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