ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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