I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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