Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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