Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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