My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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