I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
