Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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