When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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