we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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