tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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