Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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