i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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