You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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