I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
