It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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