This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
a search helicopter?!
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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