So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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