She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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