No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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