On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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