idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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