what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't deserve a penis
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
