You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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