I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
