i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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