now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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