her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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