this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
