ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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