Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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