Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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