did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
