I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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