The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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