return my video game
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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