it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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