its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You smell like stripper and shame
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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