Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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