My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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