Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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