yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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