So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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