belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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