i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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