I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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